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Picking up from yesterday –

3. Related to that, it doesn’t super matter what their opinion is on it, when it’s your game/time on air. I mean, they’re letting you on the show, so to some extent, you should try to give them what they want, if you can.

And as much as I thought I was very well-studied and knew the game very well, they work there. So, their opinion is gonna be super smart/relevant/not to be dismissed.

But at the end of the day, I think you want to try to make it so that their opinions and coaching don’t seep in tooooo much, because I think one of the real tricks to doing well [not only at this game, but in life] is truly trusting yourself. So, I didn’t want to worry tooooo much about their advice when you have to trust yourself when you’re that studied and read, and it’s your big day.

But the one thing I wish I would’ve asked(!) is if anyone ever in the history of Wheel of Fortune has solved a puzzle with ZERO letters in the puzzle – not one. Just looked at it and solved. Because I kind of assumed at some point, somewhere it must’ve happened.

But I haven’t been able to find anything about it online. And had I known I would’ve been the first ever, I might have done it for funsies. I still kind of doubt I would have. But I might have! It woulda been pretty cool. It would’ve been a fun viral moment.

(But it’s possible that they wouldn’t have known this off the top of their heads, and perhaps it would’ve been seen as a dumb of conceited question, so, I dunno. Maybe it wouldn’t have gone over well in the moment, and maybe it would have. Who knows.)

BUT things are so clear in hindsight – when I knew I already went semi-viral for something I don’t like, so I would’ve rather it been for something cooler. And when I already know I landed on the Express Wedge and won the game. It’s the information I didn’t have at the time that makes me wish I would’ve. And I didn’t have that then, so *shrug*.

And I’ll get back to all the pre-show stuff tomorrow!

Picking up from yesterday –

One thing I am in HUGE agreement on with the Wheel of Fortune people is that people are there to PLAY.

So, again, while you are not obligated to do any of the things they suggest, they do talk strategy that they find to be good most of the time. And I’m in agreement with them on a lot of it – including this.

They told people that if you’re spinning, and you figure out a puzzle that still has multi-consonants (like 4 of the same consonant), that it’s usually good practice [if you want] to keep spinning! You could end up with a really big payday that way, and it’s more engaging for the viewers at home.

[Imagine landing on a $5,000 space with 4 consonants remaining!]

And while they were telling us this, I *almost* asked if that were the case that there were lots of consonants, but NOTHING had been called (or even just like one letter) – if it was potentially going to be a very impressive solve, would they rather us just go ahead and go for it, if we felt like it, to have that potentially viral moment.

Just something was pulling at me to ask it. (It’s almost like somehow my gut knew I’d be put in that spot [like it was destined, or something silly like that]!)

And I think looking back on it, while you’re there in person, you should ask literally anything you want. What are they gonna do? Not pick you? You’re already going on the show. I guess you could do something heinous enough to get kicked out, even after you were picked, before you tape. But after quite a long process, I would guess you’d have to do something pretty awful to get kicked out. I think you’d be safe asking any questions about game play or strategy advice you wanted – even if they were dumb or annoying.

This is your only chance to get the words straight from the horse’s mouth. So, you might as well take the opportunity, and not be left wondering things later.

But anyway, the reason I didn’t ask is:

1. What kind of question is that? That’s pretty presumptuous to think you’re gonna be that good at the game that you’re gonna know a puzzle that quickly, and that you’re gonna be lucky enough to be in a spot in which it would even matter anyway. So, do you really wanna be all teacher’s-pet-nerd-alert in front of everybody else, and set a bar that’s really hard to live up to? [Usually better to underpromise and over-deliver, when possible].
2. I generally though it’d be smarter to go for money than viral-ness anyway. So, even if they said, “we’d love a viral moment,” I doubt I would’ve listened, because at the end of the day, I really wanted to win the game.

And this is where I’ll pick up tomorrow.

Picking up from yesterday –

So, as they were telling us about the wedges and everything, more people were getting hair/make-up done (and they were making sure they stayed included).

Then, they took us out to the Wheel.

And they explained some stuff to us, like the stuff that goes “upstairs” vs “downstairs.” And basically what that means is that if it’s on the little padded thing where you might rest your hands or whatever, that’s “upstairs” (so like, a wild card, a gift tag).

Downstairs would be like where the million dollar wedge, or things like that go. It’s where a full wedge is leaned against the thing below your score.

Everyone got to do practice spins, just to get a sense of the wheel.

It was made very, very clear that we were not to spin with a destination in mind and if they caught you doing it, you’d be in trouble. They encouraged us to spin pretty hard, you know, you don’t want it moving just a handful of wedges.

So, everyone got some turns at a practice spin.

They loved calling out if someone got Free Play, “Oh that’s Free Play!” as in “you know what to do, call a vowel.” (I feel like I’ve already talked about the Free Play thing enough, but it’s a strategy thing that’s talked about over and over. They obviously won’t make you call a vowel, but for some reason (that I still don’t fully completely understand, as I already explained my feelings on it), it’s encouraged!

And I know this is a bit of a short post, but I have just a specific thing that’s sticking in my brain that I’m gonna talk about in its own post, and I’ll do that tomorrow!

Picking up from yesterday –

So, after the lawyer visits, the coordinators lead us through any last questions, and they collect all of our IDs.

Random fact, and I’m not sure why this is, but if you do not have a psychical social security card with you, you do not get to play.

(They deeply warned us about this, so everyone knew to bring theirs. And maaaaaybe they do something if you forget yours in a far away state that they’ll let you play but not give you prizes until you’ve proven with your physical card. I don’t know, but I wouldn’t chance it!)

So, they take our paperwork and our IDs. And Vanna comes to say hi, which was really cool!

She pops her head in, and is super nice. And she’s totally gorgeous in person (as she is on screen), even before she gets her make-up on.

The contestant coordinators also go over the general rules of Wheel of Fortune. The explain the various wedges, the wild card, all of it. They have replicas of those pieces they hold up and show us.

They talk about the various categories and general smart game play.

They mention on Free Play that you can also try to solve the puzzle… I actually forget what the final outcome of the question was, but I did wonder if you can take a gull on puzzle guess on Free Play, if it’s wrong, do you keep spinning. I *think* the answer was no. But I don’t remember… I do remember there being some of thing about Free Play that seemed like something I was unaware of before… and I think it was that you could just guess the puzzles. But I don’t know if that’s true, because if it is, then if it was wrong, but was a free play, you’d get to keep going.

I’m sure I was overthinking it, and it was a moot point anyway because I don’t think I’d ever use Free Play to guess the puzzle.

The coordinators said over and over at the audition and on the day that they thought Free Play would be good for vowels. I still vehemently disagree with this, as I’ve stated, but hey, to each their own.

Now… I don’t know if I felt more worn down this day because I’d, within the past month, been back in the hospital for my heart issues popping up, or if it was because I’d been on such a weird sleep schedule for work, or if it was because it was the top of the pandemic, or if it was because I’d already been to a tape date and was going through the whole thing again, but I did feel a little worn down at the rules/advice part – especially as they continued them while we were out on the stage.

And like I don’t blame them at all. I don’t think they’re doing anything wrong. They’re trying to get a good show. They’re trying to remind people of things. They’re trying to download info to people who may or may not have been studying. They’re trying to do their jobs, but I do think because I was in a more exhausted/vulnerable state than the average day, I was kind of worn down and became slightly more in my head with all of it, I think.

I mean, it’s fine. It didn’t affect my gameplay in any markedly different way. Like, I don’t think the outcome would’ve necessarily been different just off of all this drilling alone, but like, I dunno. I was a little worn down haha.

Anyway, I’ll pick up with more of the day tomorrow!

Picking up from yesterday

So, we had a visit from ‘Erin’ [again, fake name just to protect the privacy of Wheel of Fortune people].

And not only did she go in depth on the eligibility parts of the paperwork, she also said that if EVER at ANY point in the day, we saw ANYTHING that we thought wasn’t fair – an outcome we think should’ve been called differently (e.g. a puzzle solve that wasn’t counted for pronunciation reasons, but you believe your pronunciation is actually generally acceptable, or like if you said B and Pat heard C, and there was no C, and you lost your turn, but there was a B, or just blah blah, aaaaaanything that you deemed unfair or wrong in aaaaaany way) –

She was like “if you have ANY problems, you just tell them you want to speak to ‘Erin’. You do not have to explain yourself or anything. Just say you want to talk to me, and I’ll jump up and talk to you ASAP, and we’ll try to get it worked out.

To my knowledge, nothing happened on either of the tape dates I attended that involved calling her in. But IF something had happened, they reminded us that it’s WAY easier to fix day OF while you’re standing right there, while they may be able to do another puzzle, or have lawyers look over it in real time.

Basically, to my knowledge, people don’t get to re-come on the show if there was an issue. So, you gotta get it taken care of right then and there.

BUT they run such a tight ship, and they cover themselves in so many ways with paperwork and going over rules and things a million times, that I’m assuming issues are rare.

And this is kind of a short post, but seems like a good place to stop. So, I’ll pick up here again tomorrow.

Picking up from last time –

A woman named [redacted], ’cause I don’t know if I should be sharing the names of staff, so I guess let’s just call her Erin, because why not, comes in and goes over some legal stuff with us.

She has everyone verify that we haven’t been main contestants on more than 2 game/reality/dating shows in the last 10 years. And she asks if we’ve met anyone from Sony/Wheel/affiliated people.

And everyone gets a chance to ask as many tiny questions as they want, as they very, very thoroughly do this paperwork with us.

The only one that I had a question about was that it asks if you’re “professionally trained,” or have appeared as an entertainer. I was like “I’m really not professional. But I technically have my Equity card, and I did perform off-Broadway once, but like… in a beaver costume, so I don’t think anyone cares.”

I think a lot of people started over-thinking their answers and asking pretty specific questions like that about any number of things on the form, because the Wheel people were just so methodical, and really trying to make sure we were thorough about it all.

So, it’s like, dang, okay, if you wanna be thorough, I guess let’s all get thorough and ask every minuscule question we can think of haha.

There were some parts you had to initial, or specifically put n/a, instead of just leaving blank, and some parts I feel like we glossed over a little, maybe?

Or at least, I didn’t remember a lot of things until I started perusing it for this blog post.

We had to verify that we have never [bolded] been on any version of Wheel of Fortune, which is sort of surprising, because I think they’d have a giant database of that, but maybe not! (Apparently not)

I also didn’t realize we agree to play with anyone who has a physically disability who has reasonable accommodations to play (with the Wheel and everything). Obviously I so super agree to this. It’s just interesting to me it even has to be in writing. Like, duh, if someone’s in a wheelchair, of course I still want them to be able to play and someone else can spin or whatever is necessary?

But I understand why they have to put it in writing if it’s changing things at all for anyone.

There is a paragraph that feels very reality-show-eque haha that they can take our likeness, voice, etc. and ‘rearrange’ things (not the actual show, obviously, I’m assuming, but if they wanted to put things on social, or do a special, or whatever whatever). We just have to be prepared that Wheel of Fortune can use whatever about as, as much as they want, wherever they want, however they want, anywhere in the universe in perpetuity, which tbh, is to be expected.

Sometimes things you’d expect like “yeah, obv Wheel can use my clips” sound so intense in papers like this.

Also, we’re not allowed to sell the companion part if we win a trip. I’d never even think about doing that – going with some stranger just to get some extra money? No thank you. But clearly, some people must, since it’s in there.

Also, just like with the lottery (or at least I think that’s how it works with the lottery?), if you win the million, it’s not a million today.

It’s either a million over 20 years, or $778,000 lump sum now.

Anyway, you get the gist. So, we have this big ol’ honking contract. And this is where I’ll pick up tomorrow.

Picking up from yesterday –

So, once we get to Sony, we go into this contestant room for Wheel of Fortune people.

It’s stocked with bagels, drinks, snacks. They do a great job of keeping us fed all day.

On the side of the contestant area is a make-up area. They’re right next to each other/connected by a door that’s generally kept open the whole time.

So, some announcements and things can be given while people are in make-up, because make-up needs to cycle through people, and you can hear in there.

(Some of the more important announcements, they’ll stop down make-up, but for some of the simpler things, they won’t.)

Three people can go to make-up/hair at a time. So, three people start in on that. People are snacking. The day is starting.

We all get little lockers in the back of the room where we have to put our phones (and really, basically everything we have, as we’re not allowed to have much while we’re there).

A contestant coordinator comes in and explains “Hometown Howdies” to us – which is where people will tape a little thing for their affiliate stations.

They have a little board where it gives the script, and says something like “I’m [name] from [city]. Watch ME play Wheel of Fortune tonight on ABC 6.”

So, we go around the room and one at a time, someone stands, says their little script to practice, and then gets notes on it (which for most people is just ‘louder’ and ‘more enthusiasm’), then sits down.

Angelinos don’t do “hometown howides,” because our local stations don’t care/don’t play them. But we still get to practice them for funsies!

And I felt special, like I got a little ‘gold star’, because they were very proud of how I delivered the lines with the inflection the way they wanted it – plenty loud and enthusiastic!

It is so funny to me the difference between being an LA person and people from other places. Because, not to knock them at all, I’m sure other people have plenty of skills I don’t have.

But I am SO used to being able to “turn it on”and kind of get that inflection of like upbeat-game-show contestant that they want, that when people seem bewildered by it, I get bewildered at their bewilderment!

But then again, try to put me in their day-to-day – I’d have absolutely no idea how to like cook for a toddler, or drive a manual car, etc. But I sure can hit my mark, and smile big. I’ve been practicing that since I was a toddler!

Anyway, enough about being overly-trained on how to be an over-the-top LA person.

Then, it’s time for paperwork central!

And that’s where I’ll pick up tomorrow.

Picking up from yesterday –

In the big packet, we get a mini-packet of things from Pat Sajack – his “secrets to winning on Wheel.”

He basically talks about how important he thinks it is to buy vowels. And he talks about how he’d always use “Free Play” for a vowel.

I’ve always vehemently been against using Free Play for a vowel in most cases. Yeah, sure, it’s “free.” So, you don’t have to buy your vowel. BUT they still give you $500 for any consonant you call while on Free Play! So, if you landed on Free Play, got a consonant for $500, and then bought a vowel for $250 right after, you’ve still netted $500!

Now, $500 is a pretty low amount, so maybe you want to burn the turn to spin for more money, so you call a vowel just to do it. But I don’t think it’s “saving” you money, per se.

Also, there are only 5 vowels, but 21 consonants! And vowels, for the most part, must appear in every word. I think in general, with context clues and just probability, I think you generally have a better chance of calling a vowel in the puzzle than a consonant (if you’re lost as to what the puzzle is, and don’t have other things to build off of).

So, I’d call what I’m less likely to get correct.

I think what free play is best used for is stuff like:

– something you think is a strong possibility, but there are other good options and it’s risky to call on a normal turn, so you’d luck out in having the safety net

– a “good letter” in a puzzle in which you are almost certain of a part of it, but you don’t know the other part. So, if you’re almost CERTAIN about like a “T” and “N” are in the puzzle, and that will complete RSTLNE, and you don’t know what another word is, guess like a P, or a C, etc. – something reasonable, but iffy.

The only time I can generally imagine using Free Play for a vowel is if I’m really lost on a puzzle and we only have two vowels remaining, and free play is gonna give me my answer.

Because if there are only 2 vowels left, and you call one on Free Play, you then have a ton more information.

If that vowel is in the puzzle, and there’s still another vowel remaining, and it’s the last vowel available, then you can immediately buy it after Free Play, and have all the vowel information.

If the vowel is not in the puzzle, same deal, buy the one that is.

If it’s in the puzzle and you get the sound that you’re out of vowels, congratulations. You still have all the vowel info.

I mean, I guess you could argue that I said in my second puzzle I may have used free play for a vowel when there were 3 vowel possibilities left, because there were only 2 letter spaces left on the board, and I was at a loss, and I needed whatever info I could grab onto.

But in general, I think vowels are a bad strategy on Free Play, overall. And yet, Wheel of Fortune very, very much encourages you to use Free Play for vowels.

Anyway, his other things are like pay attention to the category, which I totally agree with, and to be willing to take gambles and how frustrating it is if someone doesn’t pick up the mystery wedge when they only have like $1,000. I also super wholeheartedly agree with that. Like he says if you don’t really wanna play, “why are you here?”

And he says pay attention to the scores… Like if someone built up a ton of money and got lose a turn, and the next person called a wrong letter, and then you’re in control, if the game is close between the two of you, you may want to try to block them from getting the puzzle and not just spin hoping to rack up a little more, as you may get bankrupt and hand their windfall back to them.

And I think that’s fair.

I mean, he knows the game better than nearly anybody. So, of course I agree with most of his sounds tips, but that Free Play thing! It gets me every time!

And this is where I’ll pick up tomorrow!

Picking up from yesterday –

It also tells you not to bring any outside reading material. (In game shows, they just have to be so careful to know no one is cheating… I don’t really know how you can cheat at a puzzle game with a newspaper, but just in case!)

They give you a mini-packet that has all the common game categories, and explains what they are (e.g. person, titles, landmark, what are you doing, living things, in the kitchen, and on and on and on and on). (The mini-packet of categories is 6 pages long.)

They give us a little pink sheet of tips on how to be a great contestant, which are all pretty straightforward. Study. Be confident. Have fun. That kind of stuff.

They also give you a full contestant release, so you have a chance to read it before you get there (even though the lawyer will go through the whole thing with you).

And Pat Sajack has a little “tribute to Wheel’s Contestants,” which is very cute! It basically just says people come from all over the world to play Wheel, and he appreciates them all, etc.

I know this post is a little on the short side, but I need a full one to talk about another thing from the packet – Pat Sajack’s secrets to winning on wheel.

Okay, so my tape date!

[This blog post is just kind of over-explaining, so if you want to skip this one, feel free to go for it.]

I got the notice that I was invited to play “Surfin’ Safari, which will tape on Friday, March 13, 2020.

I had sort of a lot going on at the time. (That’s mentioned in another post.) So, it wasn’t the best time for me to go on.

And part of me wondered if maybe I would’ve been better on another theme week, or if “Surfin’ Safari” could really be my jam.

But I didn’t want to start pick-and-choosing theme weeks. And even though the timing wasn’t perfect, I felt like I had to push through the fact that I’d gotten used to working nights, and I’d recently been really ill (in the hospital for 3 or so days), etc. Like, it was time to just do this – as, by this point, I was at the very tail end of the one year and 6 months mark.

Again, they made it super clear that they won’t pressure you to go on, and they’ll extend it if you need.

But I didn’t want to take any chances. (And now, knowing that day was basically the last day things were normal before the pandemic, not taking chances is probably even better.)

So, I went on the show.

You got to pick your four people who were going to go as your audience members. I very much enjoyed the friends who went, but my core supporters like my dad, and B, and Alex – they were all doing things they absolutely couldn’t get out of.

So, again, a slight sign that this isn’t the best ever time to be doing this tape date, but whatever. It’s time. At this point, between when I originally sent in my audition tape, almost two years prior, and doing Wheelmobile events for a few years after that, like… it was TIME.

So, on March 13th, I wake up super early in the morning.

I watch a full episode of Wheel just to kind of shake my brain awake. I head out in an Uber pool. (Isn’t it crazy to think we were still using Uber pools – without masks?!

This was truly like the last innocent day, basically.

I was way overly excited and made slight friends with my Uber driver before other people got in. Then the other people didn’t seem as ready to party at like 6am, so i had a little quiet ride to the studio where I tried to just calm my mind, and remember the ‘rules of thumb’ of Wheel of Fortune as best as I could.

And then I got to the studio!

Picking up from yesterday –

I’ll get a lot deeper into the specifics of the day when it comes to my actual tape date, but I will say a few things about the overview of the standby date.

I do have a small wondering of whether it’s an advantage, or a disadvantage, or a nothing, to get to have the extra standby date.

I personally think it all comes out in the wash and isn’t necessarily a huge advantage or a disadvantage.

You could argue you get one more day to get comfortable, but that also may make you more complacent the second time. (And it also makes the process longer, which could be a little rough.)

So, anyway, I went to my standby tape date. And as I was waiting outside, the first person I met was the other standby contestant!

So, we became pals.

Since we aren’t allowed to have access to our phones the day of, Wheel tells us to bring a list of the 4 people they should call for us to be our audience members, should we get to go on.

So, I had my list [and had warned my local friends on the list to be ready, if need be]. (They did not need be haha.)

I went through the whole morning, which we’ll get to on my actual tape date.

They were able to approve my outfit, which was nice. That’s one perk, is since you’re there, they will tell you that what you’re wearing is good. (But they give extraordinarily specific instructions on what to wear. So, I’m guessing that’s not usually a problem anyway.)

Then I got to sit around and watch all the tapings, in case anything happened to anyone during the day.

I was glad I got to watch. The theme “big money” didn’t wholly click with me until I saw the first full episode. I’m used to Price is Right Big Money Week, where it just means everything is more expensive, so I thought it would something special about the wheel, but no. The puzzles had a lot of money themes.

It ultimately didn’t matter that I had a stronger understanding because I didn’t play. But it was good!

It was kind of sad that the 2 people who were now players who had been standby contestants before both only won $1,000. Not a good omen, and I felt kind of bad for them – especially one girl who didn’t tape until the last episode of the day. So she had two very long days and walked away with $1,000 – which yes, is nothing to sneeze at, but it’s Wheel! You want to do well!

And once my standby day was over… it was time to go back in the pool for my official day! And this is where I’ll pick up tomorrow.

Picking up from yesterday –

So, basically, the way it works when you’ve been chosen for the show is they tell you that there’s now an 18-month window of when they might call you in to play.

They say that because of the way the making the schedule works, you generally won’t know until about 14 days in advance.

They do try to make super clear that if there’s any reason you won’t be able to play, they’ll reschedule you. And they try to make it clear, that even if that boots you outside of your 18-month window, they’ll do their best to accommodate it.

(Some of the examples they give of life things that could get in the way are pregnancy (you can’t play if you’re too pregnant), illness, military deployment, final exams for college students, etc. etc.)

If you are a California resident! (Which I am!), you first have to do a standby tape date.

Now, if I had truly wanted to argue that I’m a New York resident, I think I could have. I did have an apartment there, and was spending a fair amount of time there, and am in BMI, and all that.

But I didn’t want it to get confusing for tax purposes, and temporary address purposes, etc. etc. So, I went with my true LA residency status, which means that since you live here, and you don’t have to fly in, you have to come to your first tape date as a standby contestant.

There are two standby contestants for every tape date, and basically they’re there just in case someone gets ill, misses a flight, whatever, then someone is there to play.

When I did my date as a standby contestant, someone mentioned in passing that to their knowledge it had been years since one was used. So, I think it’s basically a safety measure more than anything else.

But whenever it does end up getting used, they’re gonna be glad they did!

Now, as far as when I got called to come in and play…

I don’t actually remember all this time later, but I think they might’ve called me to standby while I was in New York, and then I couldn’t do it because the whole point of an LA person doing the standby is that they don’t have to make a trip out there just for that, so they didn’t want me to do that.

(Maybe it would’ve been better to put New York after all.)

But whatever!

Anyway, I ultimately got called in to be a standby contestant for Friday, July 26, 2019.

I was supposed to be running a 5k as part of the San Francisco half marathon weekend that weekend, but I didn’t want to wait any longer for Wheel.

So, I cancelled the SF weekend, and just went to Wheel of Fortune. We were already 10 months out from my acceptance. So, I wanted to get this standby date done, so I could get to my tape date.

And this is where I’ll pick up tomorrow.

Picking up from yesterday –

So, when it was my turn and I was in the group of 5 people, I was in control of the board for a crossword puzzle.

I generally absolutely love the crossword puzzles (which is ironic, since I screwed up one, on my actual show). But this one was pretty straightforward and I was pretty proud of myself, because I got it when not much was filled in, and I filled in the whole rest of it, not buying one single vowel. And then I solved – which is exactly how I wanted to/planned on playing the game.

Then, there was one more puzzle for my group.

The person next to me was in control. She got it to FRESH _ A _ A _ A.

Reasonably, she thought it might be banana, so she guessed N. It wasn’t banana.

My mind was engaged, but the day had gone on for a while, and I had slightly checked out a tiny bit. And it felt like I blinked my eyes, and all of a sudden the person right before me had also gotten it wrong.

So, it had gone around 4 people guessing random letters, trying to figure out what _ A _ A _ A was.

Then, they were like “Aurora, take us home!”

Oh my god. I have to get this. My reputation is on the line. And I want to be on Wheel of Fortune so freaking badly!

They’re doing fake spins for us, like we do the motion and they point to the little wheel they have at the front. And they fake landed me on $5,000. And thankfully, right when I needed to know it, I yelled out P, hoping against all hope it was papaya. And sure enough it was.

After everyone had gone, they dismissed us.

And I was flying so high. I hadn’t guessed a single wrong letter, and I’d solved two puzzles. I couldn’t have felt better about the audition.

And then I got the letter on September 24, so about 2 weeks later, that said “CONGRATULATIONS! You have been selected as a contestant for Wheel of Fortune!”

How exciting!

And this is where I’ll pick up tomorrow!

May 8, 2018 – randomly made a video, and I’m pretty sure I sent it in that night.

You only get 30 seconds to say something. I happened to still be living kind of half in New York, half in LA, at the time. Thinking New York would seem interesting to them, I went and taped it in Times Square, not saying anything super special. In fact, I’ll tell you exactly what I said:

“Hi Wheel of Fortune! My name is Aurora. I’m here in Times Square, where I live, in New York. And… I want to be on Wheel, because I’m great at the strategy. I know all about the “What are you Doing” ending in -ing, and… you know, all the good letters to call, statistically what you should call for the bonus round. I care so much. And I really want to be on the show. So, please call me. Okay, bye!”

On August 27, 2018 – I got an email that I was given an audition, to take place almost exactly two weeks later.

I was lucky because, as I said, I was living partially in New York, and partially in LA, and I was already in LA during that time. So, it was easy for me to go to the audition.

They did say if you didn’t live in Los Angeles, they could contact you when they’d be closer to your state. But even if I hadn’t been in LA, I doubt I would’ve wanted to wait any longer.

So, then on the morning of September 11, 2018, I had my audition.

I had a truly great time at the audition.

Basically, you start with checking in at the desk, and turning in an application with a picture of yourself [that they instructed you to bring].

Everyone sat in rows of chairs. They welcomed us in, and we got to take a written test.

There were two different written tests on two different colored pieces of paper, so that you wouldn’t have the same test as someone next to you.

The test was hard, but reasonable. I was slightly nervous because there were definitely some things I missed. I very stupidly couldn’t figure out one of the puzzles that had something  _ _ J _  K in it. I’m like “Bojack [like Horseman]? What would that be in this context? Also, that doesn’t fit. What other word possible looks like that? 

It was Sajak. Like, think about where you are for just two seconds, girl.

But, no matter what I missed, i got enough right to advance to the next round!

It was so funny while they were grading our tests, and everyone was sitting around a little antsy in anticipation. It took kind of a while, but everyone was friendly while we waited.

They listed off the names of people who could stay, and everyone else was sent home.

I don’t have an exact number of people who left/got to stay, but I think it looked like under half, maybe? who got to stay.

So, then they would call on us, and we’d stand up from wherever we were sitting and there was a puzzle on the projector board in this hotel conference room. And we had to call some letters until we solved the puzzle, or they’d seen enough.

I felt so bad in my puzzle because there were THREE 3-letter words. The girl before me guessed “t,” and there was not one T in that whole puzzle.

Can’t fault her for trying T.

So, after only getting to guess one letter, she had to sit back down.

Then it was my turn. Knowing none of those words were “the,” I found some other common 3-letter words (“for,” and “and”).

Here I was thinking I was doing a great job (I like to think I was ;)), but they ended my turn because they’ve seen enough (enough brilliance, I hope! Am I right? *reaches out for high-5*). Anyway, so the puzzles kept going, until it was time for groups of 5-at-a-time to go to the front of the room, and pretend to actually spin, and play the puzzles.

And this is where I’ll pick up tomorrow!

Picking up from last time –

So, then they took me off to the side of the stage while Pay did the goodbye.

I thought I was waiting for a contestant coordinator to take me back to the contestant area, so I started taking down my hair. I just wanted to hide and get out of there. And get my hair down, and all that.

But then someone came up to me and was like “no, no! Keep your hair up! You’re gonna chat with them at the end.”

I assumed only people who won the bonus round got to chat at the end, but I was wrong.

Anyway, when we all went out there, I said how disappointed I’d been in myself and how my dad joked I shouldn’t even bother coming home if I won anything less than $63,000.

And Vanna was like “well, if you makes you feel better, even getting the bonus puzzle, you wouldn’t have gotten that much” hahahahaha.

Okay, that makes me feel a little better. I talked a little about how I knew every mistake I made and please don’t think I’m an idiot.

And then they didn’t really care about all the twists and turns of anything I did wrong, and instead, they started asking me about BMI, which was actually really nice, because they seemed to have a genuine interest in the program I was doing and my future dreams.

Then when the cameras cut, I was indeed taken back to contestant holding.

And that concludes my game!

I will ultimately talk about the rest of the day (signing the papers, leaving the studio), but it’s all straightforward, so don’t hold your breath.

I’m just gonna start at the very beginning for like the ‘admin’ side of it – from the Wheelmobile, to sending in the tape, etc. – just the whole entire thing. And I’ll do the day through when I leave Sony.

Then we’ll do FAQs, etc. So, I think we’ve still got a lot to go!

And I’ll start in on all that tomorrow!

Picking up from yesterday –

So, I’d missed the puzzle.

I then fell to my knees because I always lose my legs when I’m overcome with emotion. (You saw that on The Price is Right. I couldn’t stay standing when I heard it was a car.) So, I just dropped to the ground. (You can’t see this with the camera, but I hit the ground so hard, I got a bruise on my knee after the tape date!)

Pat made the joke about having twins, and I was just so in my own world, I didn’t even clock it at all, like literally did not register that he said it.

I was super nervous for him to open the envelope.

In a perfect world, if I was losing, it would’ve been a car. The money you actually net off of a car is ultimately somewhat minimal (ish, depending on how you think of minimal in the game show world).

(In calculations we did when I won a car on The Price is Right, people were ultimately netting 5 grand, give or take – which, sure, is a lot, but it’s not the same as losing $37,000 [over 6x more than that amount!].

But the next best thing it could be is $37,000 (which was the smallest amount on the wheel that season).

I would’ve wanted to throw up if it had been $100,000 (not that I didn’t want to, losing $37,000 haha)!

So, he opened the envelope. It was $37,000.

Then I didn’t realize how far I’d turned away from him.

I hate the feeling of being embarrassed, and not immediately being able to crawl into the earth, you know?

It’s like I want to hide and I don’t know how.

She he asks if I’m all right, and I say I’m a big loser.

Absolutely hilarious to see nothing has changed from third grade me. Perhaps I should learn how to deal with disappointment better, instead of just trying to always outrun it.

So, then I say “I hope nobody watches this” (I guess really just trying to drive the point home that yeah, I’m embarrassed. I know this was not a great look for me).

And then he goes, “”well, we’re hoping they do.”

And then I let out my first truly genuine laugh of the show.

More than anything, I’m laughing at myself at that point, because in that moment it zooms out from my embarrassment to the fact that this is how all these people make a living!

They need TV shows to keep going! Those people want to keep their jobs, so people have to watch.

So, I’m laughing at myself, thinking, I guess my ego can take a hit for over 100 people’s livelihoods.

So, I did it. I made it through the show. And this is where I’ll pick up tomorrow.

Picking up from yesterday –

Okay, so, I’m still just laserly trying to insert letters into my head as Pat’s talking, and I’m glad he talks a little before the timer starts. I’ll take any extra milliseconds I can get.

I also appreciated that he said I could do this. I THINK he said at the taping that I was a good player, but I don’t have the raw footage, so maybe I just thought that in my head, or inferred it from him saying I was a good player.

Either way, sometimes he basically throws up his hands assumes people aren’t going to get it. And the fact that he thought I *might* made me feel like I at least played the game well enough to make Pat believe in my skills.

So, at this point, I’m totally grasping at straws.

It kind of looks like “A Work Order.” Clearly I know it’s not, because R and D would be in those spots. But I’m hoping if I start saying my dumb ideas out loud, my brain will get new good ideas in their places.

“Very” also clearly wasn’t gonna be in there. Wary, maybe. I look so stupid on television saying words out loud that clearly aren’t in there…

But they do tell you to talk it out! I didn’t want to stand silently, doing that all in my head.

Then I started yelling out totally random things at the end that didn’t fit at ALL because my go to things in the bonus round if I really didn’t know it was to think Q words and double-letter words.

So, I just yelled out a Q word (quick) and double-letter word (zipper), hoping maybe if I put my brain on that wavelength, it would start spilling out other Q or double letter words, and one of them would be in there…

That didn’t happen.

It WAS indeed a double-letter word. But, even if I’d assumed the last word was double letter and started going down the used letter board, and got offer, I just wasn’t really thinking an RM word in the first word. I MIGHT have gotten it, but I also wasn’t really thinking an i word. I just sadly didn’t have it.

(I do mumble something with an F right after I said ‘quick’, so F was in my brain somewhere. But I just didn’t have it. I dunno!)

You have a lot of them, but I didn’t have that one. I’d finally found the first “thing” puzzle in my studying that tripped me up – and it was the one where real money was on the line.

My dad tried to console me by saying, “let’s say you’re an A wheel of Fortune player. There’ve been what? Like 5,000 episodes of wheel. Even if you’re scoring a 94%, that’s 300 you’d get wrong. That’s a really high percentage to being with. And even still, you’d get it wrong HUNDREDS of times.

Nobody’s perfect, and sadly that includes me – even though I’d really like to be! haha

And this is where I’ll pick up tomorrow.

Picking up from yesterday –

The puzzle I’m given is

A _ _ R _
_ _ _ ER

So, immediately I start thinking about letters that might end that first word, and what might help me there.

I know I get a little ‘theatrical’ with my side commentary or whatever of “oh, I’m nervous” or blah blah whatever [wasn’t really “nervous,” per se, was just trying to buy time to think].

I was SO hoping I could solve the puzzle, or part of it, without any additional letters – that something would stick out to me. And it just didn’t.

So, D seemed like a good guess. “rd” is a pretty big combination that it could’ve definitely been.

I picked H mainly because PCHO, last I heard, were statistically the best letters to call (and it usually worked out well when I did call them at home). And H gives you potentially a lot of info.

Looking back on it now, H probably wasn’t a good call.

The last word doesn’t seem long enough to have H be at the top for most ‘things’. Hover? Haver? And it’s probably not gonna be revealing a “ch” somewhere, because there’s just no room for it. “RH” isn’t gonna be the end of the first word.

So, I don’t know what I truly expected with H except for the fact that I think I was a little scared to abandon PCHO completely. But for whatever reason, it seemed right at the time.

If I were going to replace H with another letter at this point, I would do K because _ _ RK is also super duper reasonable.

I think at the time, I just wasn’t thinking about M. I thought it was most likely to be P, D, or K that ended that first word. So I thought if it wasn’t D and wasn’t K, I’d sort of assume P, and that I can’t purely just try to get that one letter, so I guessed H. But I should’ve guessed something else.

P was an okay guess, because that could be many places, and RP to end the first word is reasonable.

I will say, I would’ve almost never guessed M or F in the bonus puzzle, and I definitely wasn’t thinking of them for this one.

So, even though I could’ve called something stronger than H, I wouldn’t have called F or M. I still would’ve gotten more info, of something not being there. But *shrug*.

And then I called O, because statistically, it’s good in the bonus puzzle, usually – and in this one, it clearly was good, as it was the only info I got.

And this is where I’ll pick up tomorrow.

Picking up from yesterday –

During the commercial break, Pat walks me over to the little wheel. And he’s super nice.

He gives me this little speech about how, “You won the game. The game’s over. You did it. Congratulations. You won. This is called the bonus round because it’s just a bonus.” Basically like be proud of yourself and have some fun.

And then I’m kinda like, “no, no! Have faith. We don’t have to be preparing ourselves for defeat! Let’s believe in me!” haha

And we have a nice little laugh. And he’s basically like, all right then, let’s go get this bonus round.

So, we go up to the little wheel. They give you a practice spin, so you get a sense of what it feels like/know how to spin it (just as they give you multiple practice spins of the real/big wheel).

We come back from commercial break. He asks about my friends. I’m so happy they’re back there. Good ol’ Summer, Connie, and Alec.

[I’ve mentioned before that my dad and B couldn’t get to town. And Alex was out of town. With all the bajillions of people I know in LA, I was a little embarrassed I didn’t have all 4 slots filled, but hey, we were at the top of a global pandemic.

So… I spin, and here we go.

And you know what? I’ll just keep this post short because let’s devote a whole entire post to the bonus round… tomorrow.

Picking up from yesterday –

Oh boy. This is where it starts to get a little controversial, because everyone’s like “don’t ever pick thing! I would never pick thing! Thing is an awful thing to pick!”

But in my opinion, it made sense for me.

I had, of course, been studying Wheel of Fortune wildly.

And I’d tracked how I’d done on bonus round categories.

There was absolutely no way I was going to pick “what are you doing?” Never, ever, ever.

Some recent episodes I’d studied had “fixing brunch” – I would’ve never gotten fixing brunch. That’s just not a phrase I would ever think of in my life.

“Being Goofy?” I mean, generally O is the letter I guess which would’ve been helpful, but I would’ve never guessed G, thinking they wouldn’t put in a helpful g in a puzzle where you know -ing is in there. And so I don’t know that I would’ve gotten that in 10 seconds.

“Lowering the Boom”? Like WHAT?! I mean, I know that’s a thing. And working in TV, you’d think maybe I’d think of a boom mic, but like. I just always did poorly on “what are you doing” because they kept phrasing things in ways I did not understand, that didn’t super feel like things you’re ‘doing’, at least to me. So, that one was ALWAYS off the table.

Event and Thing were two of my favorite categories. I knew going in that if I had just one of those, whichever it was, I would pick it.

If I got an option for both, I was going make a split second decision and/or I would just pick whichever of those two was in the 3rd spot.

WELL… Neither was in the 3rd spot, because “what are you doing” was in the 3rd spot.

So, THEN I ALMOST chose event, because Thing was in the second spot. And 2 is my unlucky number. But then I was thinking, “you HAVE to play strategy if you get to choose between strategy and luck. And statistically you’ve done better on thing.”

Event I had generally done well on. I did feel fairly strong in it. I had gotten “buying a condo” on a show I’d recently watched. But I’d missed “dramatic face-off” and was worried there might be an event I didn’t view as an ‘event’. So, while the ones I DID know, I seemed to know swiftly; the ones I didn’t, I was really lost.

In ALL the episodes I’d studied, I had never missed a “thing” bonus round. I thought I was on a good wavelength with Wheel as what things were. I’d gotten “Obvious Fact” and “Obvious Questions.” I got “A Quiet Voice” and “Quick Comeback.” I was even yelling “Valor and Bravery” at the TV.

Thing just seemed like… the thing, if you will.

So, I picked it. And I tried to really pick it with as much confidence as I could. But you can see right before the picture fades, I look down a little, because I am worried about the fact that I didn’t pick event. But I picked my fate, so it’s time to go to the bonus round.

And this is where I’ll pick up tomorrow.

Picking up from yesterday –

So, Pat goes to do the final spin. And I’m so nervous about him spinning the $5,000 wedge, because I have a big lead, but not an unbeatable lead. Thankfully, he doesn’t do that.

And I’m something close to $16,000 ahead. So, I think I’ll be safe, but of course a little nervous because nothing’s ever official until it’s happened.

Anytime I look up and to my left, I’m looking at the letter board. And anytime I look just over or down to my left, I’m looking at the score board. (We can see the scores just like the audience at home can, if we look to the left, since we don’t see the view you all are seeing.)

Ben seems to be up there just having a grand time, while I am absolutely doing backflips in my brain, plugging in all the various things it could be.

When it gets to my, it’s:
_S_ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ T _ _ _ S

So, I guess N, thinking it’s “tions,” and that maybe there’s another N somewhere else.

I’m right on my hunch about “tions,” but I still don’t know it.

I’m getting frustrated with myself that I can’t figure it out faster, but such is life, I suppose.

Once it gets back to me, it’s

_S_ _ _ _ _
_ R _ _ _ _ T _ _ N S

The reason I guess D is because with as long as that bottom word is, it feels like it might end in “dictions” (which is does). And I was thinking if it didn’t, it might start with “DR” as that’s a possible letter combination.

We also don’t know how the first word ends, so it’s possible it ends in D. So, I thought D was safe and would hopefully give some more info. All it gave was what was I feeling which was “dictions” as a stronger possibility, but no surprise info.

I keep trying to plug in words into the top that start with E (or even trying other vowels), because I’m just not thinking PS, and ES feels like a semi-common word starter, and other vowels are definitely possible too. But sadly, I’m not even thinking PS at this point.

You can almost kinda see on my face when Steve calls E and no E comes up in the first word, I’m like “what?” Okay, so we know it doesn’t start with E. Let’s start getting some ideas out there!

I’m really trying to figure out that first word. Of course as soon as Ben calls “P,” I know what it is. And for a split second before he says it, in my head, I’m making sure that I know to call C next, since there are 3 instances of it, so it’d be nice to pocket that money.

But of course he solves the puzzle. And hilariously, he’s like “I lost, though,” when Pat comes over. Ben seemed really laid back and pretty fun. And he and Pat have a little silly banter.

Pat also says goodbye to Steve, and then it’s my turn!

And this is where I’ll pick up tomorrow!

Picking up from yesterday –

So, I get to spin, and the category is “What Are You Doing?” which is awesome, because then we already immediately know 3 of the letters.

I get to spin, and since I land on $700… That’s like a medium-sized dollar amount. So, I think there’s still a fair chance I might do better on my next spin. And I think it’s more likely that there are more Ns than Gs, so I call G first, just trying to strategize a little more money.

Then I call it, and immediately go to spin again, because we gotta get going, you know! There’s only so much time for this game!

And Pat laughs at me a little with the vibe of like ‘see if it’s up there first’ haha.

They put it up and he says, “Now you can spin. Don’t get ahead of things.”

I spin a $650, so less than the first spin, but it doesn’t matter as there’s also only one N in the puzzle. So, I would’ve had the same amount of money either way.

And then I bought an “i,” because you know… “ing.” So, all is goof there.

Now, this is where I’m stupid haha. Since I have the I’s, I see I is right at the top of the word!

Words that start in IN are pretty common. But of course we know it’s not that, because I already have the Ns up there.

So, IM words are also fairly common ish.

But in my head, I was judging myself. “Oh, M’s such a stupid letter. M isn’t a wildly popular letter. You’re gonna look so dumb if you guess M and it’s not up there.”

I wasn’t paying enough attention to the Wheel of Fortune rules I had for myself – one of the very main ones being “if the clues of the puzzle dictate that a letter is likely, you call it. Period. Even if it’s not “popular.” If you have reason to think there’s a Z up there, you just call it.

So, I absolutely should’ve guessed M. This was my bad.

Of course had I gotten M, I would’ve been almost positive that 2-letter word was MY, as that would really be all that made sense in this context. (I doubt I would’ve thought it was “me,” but anything is possible.

After that, I’m not 100% sure what i would’ve called, but RSL (from RSTLNE) would’ve been safe. I think I would’ve been more likely to call letters that RSL before I would’ve been likely to call a vowel (like E, or A, which wasn’t in the puzzle).

I like to think I would’ve called R had all that other information been up, but who knows.

The reason I guessed T here is because you could definitely be doing something to something else, or be doing something to a place [e.g. obv this doesn’t fit here, but like “biking to Grandma’s” (I don’t think that’d ever be a puzzle, but you get the gist.)

There was also a chance you could’ve been doing something *at* a place – [again, not with these letters, but like “swimming at midnight”].

So, M was a *better* choice, but T isn’t completely unreasonable. So, I think I get maybe a B- for this move. Not great, but it’s okay.

Anyway, I lose control of the board (obviously).

Steve goes. He gets an S and buys an E. I don’t really 100% know what he was thinking with E, because we’ve already discussed M is where it’s at. If I drop the ball, pick it up, Steve! haha.

Also, There are so many Is in the puzzle, I just don’t fully see where E would go. But it’s a common vowel, so also not crazy. And also, I’m not here to judge Steve’s choices. And at least we have the info that E’s not in the puzzle.

Now, Ben gets control of the board again. He calls R, and he smartly calls M! He picked up the ball I dropped. He also gets P, and then bankrupt.

He’s having a good time, dancing it out. And I look like the most intense little girl in the world. (I know I’m not actually a little girl haha, but it kinda feels like I look like one on Wheel of Fortune. Maybe it’s the pigtails.)

For some reason, I call V first, before Y. It might be because I think of those two, there’d be more likely to be multiple Ys, although I’m not sure if either of them will be multiples. Then I get Y.

Basically always chip away at the things you ‘know’ (or at least know as much as you can, before they’re revealed) before going out in the world.

So, I get Y. Then, I’m not totally sure what the last word is. I have ideas and letters I want to call. But I’m not sure. So, let’s get that O, just to put ourselves at ease, and verify there are no vowels left after that.

Everything in RSTLNE has been called except L. Obviously “L” looks pretty good. (The puzzle at this point reads “IMPROVING MY S_I_ _ S.)

So, that’s what I would’ve called and… I almost land on $5,000!!! Just a few clicks off. Off. Woulda been SO fun to have gotten lucky enough to be back in control of the wheel and really do something with it, but alas, it clicked on in to bankrupt.

Steve solves and then gets to start the last puzzle, which is where I’ll pick up tomorrow.

Picking up from yesterday –

Oh man, coming off of that high of that sweet, sweet prize puzzle!

How cool to live the ultimate dream of the express wedge and everything!

So, we do the toss-ups.

Okay, so, I clearly jump the gun a little on the first one.

I had it rolodexed in my mind that “tree” was a living thing, because sometimes that can throw people off. And at that point in the puzzle, we were very clearly at a majestic something tree.

I thought we were split seconds away from someone else ringing in. So, I rang in with the hope that while he called my name, I’d know it.

I clearly didn’t haha.

And if I’d just waited for ONE more letter, it became so obvious. So, I really jumped the gun just by like one second. But what can you do?

I know I kind of mumbled out “palm tree” after majestic, just to say something. But yes, I’m aware palm has four letters. I was just thinking show theme (which is silly because by the toss-up rounds, we aren’t really into show themes anyway) and wanting to say something, anything.

But then I redeemed myself a little when “_ _ _ _ _ _ RY TRE _ was on the board.” Clearly it was very likely to be another tree. And I’d seen mulberry used multiple times on the show. So, I just had to go for it and hope, fingers crossed.

And THEN, I’ve seen often on those 3-toss-up things taking the last word and moving it to the first.

So, if it were ____ tree, _____ tree and then the next one STARTED with a four-letter word, it would become “tree ______” (like tree house, maybe, although that might be one word, or you know, something where tree moves from the back to the front).

So, I was looking at that TIN_ SA_LING puzzle so quizzically, because I was expecting “Tree” to be that first word. So, when it wasn’t, it threw me off.

Steve ringing in and getting it wrong gave me the extra second for it to fully form in my brain.

So, realistically, my brain wasn’t really fast enough for that one – that one shouldn’t have been mine. And I got to have it anyway, because of luck. So, that made me feel better about missing the one that might’ve been mine, had I rang in one second later – like we restored the universe of toss-ups a little bit or something

And we’ll pick up here tomorrow!

Picking up from yesterday –

So, if you just want to hear about Wheel of Fortune strategies, and my game-playing brain during the game, I’d say skip this post. This is more self reflective.

If you’re a reader of the blog/someone who knows me/someone who for some reason cares about my inner weirdness, read on!

Have you ever noticed that anytime I publicly feel joy (this is also probably privately true as well. I just don’t have all those cameras on me in private to be able to watch it be played back), I’m not actually really feeling joy. I’m feeling relief.

(And I’m sorry if I’ve said this before, because I may have talked about it on the blog, but if not, I’ve certainly talked about it in therapy hahaha.)

I somehow got it in my head when I was younger that winning is the only option. And if you lose, it doesn’t mean you just didn’t do the best of anyone there, it means you reeeeeally messed up. You might as well not have even gone to whatever it is you lost.

I know I “joke” about “if you’re not first, you’re last” is one of my favorite quotes, but that’s kinda real.

I make these huge life goals and dreams and everything. And when I accomplish them, I don’t think I feel this giant sense of pride. I feel relief that I have another thing off the list done.

So, when I won the trip to Barbados, it’s not that I can’t wait to go to Barbados with Alex. It’s that for almost 7 years [minus 6 days, because my Price is Right episode aired March 19, 2013 and we taped this on March 13, 2020], since I was on The Price is Right. I have been asked about game shows SO much, and one of the things I’m asked ALL the time is to talk about trips! And I didn’t know the answers, because I’d never won a trip on a game show.

It has been my dream to be on Wheel for so long, and I turned down opportunities on other game shows, because I had to hold out for Wheel. (You aren’t allowed to have been a main contestant on any other game shows in the previous 10 years to Wheel, so I couldn’t be on any more, basically, if I wanted to be on Wheel. So, I wanted this to be worth it.

If I had not won a trip, it would’ve been a super bummer. But if I had full on landed on Express in the prize puzzle and somehow not won, it would’ve been a disaster.

So, what you’re seeing when I have “joy” on my face is relief – relief that I won a trip, which was the main thing I set out to do, and relief that it looks like I’m actually gonna win the game. So, even though I had a few missteps (such as honey bun, and others we’ll get to), I could beat myself up a little, but I didn’t have to worry toooooo much, maybe because if you win, you win (kind of – I still beat myself up for mistakes, but at least you won, nonetheless)!

So, anyway, there you have it. I’m not actually sure which feels better – joy or relief, because I feel relief when I should be feeling joy. But maaaaaaaaaaan oh man oh man oh man does that relief feel OH so good!

And this is where I’ll pick up tomorrow.

Picking up from yesterday –

So, I always think the absolute most ridiculous thing on Wheel of Fortune is when Pat asks someone if they want to get on the express and they say no. Like, why, why, why, why, why, why, why would anyone ever say no? It doesn’t make any sense to me?

I guuuuuuuuuuess if you have the million dollar wedge(?)… like… I dunno… like… maybe. But the chances of you actually getting the million in the bonus round is so infinitesimally small, and you’re much more likely to make it to the bonus round if you have money.

Plus(!) you have to trust yourself! You’re on Wheel of Fortune! You should generally know the puzzles. You’re there to win. Now… I know… big words coming from someone who didn’t know “honey bun” and like, okay, fine, I guess.

But the prize puzzles are all so similar, and I think you should take the chance you’ll know it, because at the very least, I trust myself more than I trust the wheel itself. So, I always think it’s weird when people don’t take the chance.

And I especially think it’s weird when they don’t have something special that they’re gambling (like a million dollar wedge). What are you scared of?! Get on the express!

I GUESS you’re always gambling losing control of the puzzle, even if you have nothing. But guess what? That’s gonna happen if you call a wrong letter either way! So, if all you’re worried about is losing control of the board, might as well make yourself 100% in charge in that instead of leaving it up to the chance of the wheel.

So, when Pat asks me if I’m gonna do the “express thing,” and I say, “of course, I have to,” like… I meant it. I felt I really had to. It would’ve been a thing crazy to not do.

So, again – I play a little more conservatively than I’d imagined before getting there. And the next thing I call is an “i” – wasting $250 on a vowel.

But I do it because I absolutely cannot lose. I am given the freaking golden opportunity. People – including me – dream of landing on express. I was gifted this insane thing that’s so unlikely. If I screw it up, like… oh boy.

So, I go in order of what I’m absolutely most sure of. And while I’m almost certain the bottom word is “location,” I go for “i,” because “tion,” is the thing you can be most sure of in that word. And at that point, I didn’t know the first word, so any information I get in the second is giving me information in the first.

Then I go for L – again, almost sure it’s location. Of the 3 letters remaining in that word (L, C, A,), L is the one in RSTLNE, so it’s the “safest” one (in my mind) to pick of those 3. And it’s exactly where I think it’s gonna be.

Now, at that point, I’m still not completely sure of the first word. You would think I would know “oceanfront” by now, but I don’t. What I do know is that there are only 2 possible remaining vowels. And what I reasonably know is that the second word is location. So, since A is very safe, I go ahead and buy it.

So, if it’s in the first word I’ll have it in the first word. And they tell you when there are no more vowels. So, if U would’ve been in there, I would’ve bought it next, as it would’ve been guaranteed to be in the puzzle if it was the only vowel left and there were to have still been vowels in the puzzle. And if not (as it wasn’t), I would know I’m only going after consonants (which I did).

You can actually see me looking over to the board to see if U disappears when I call A. [I’ll go over that board, in another part of this series, if you’re not already familiar.]

I see U disappear. I look at the board. “Oceanfront location” now becomes clear. You can almost see me solve it in my head.

Then, I clearly know it once I just start calling the last letters.

And then I oh so carefully pronounced “oceanfront location.” They made a HUGE deal about how we had to overly pronounce things. I didn’t want to leave off that t in “oceanfront” with lazy pronunciation or anything.

Oh my goodness gracious. And then if it isn’t just absolute pure bliss after that. You can see that I just seem like the happiest person who ever lived in that moment. My hands are shaking in front of my face.

Then I can’t hug Pat Sajak because of Covid protocols. (We shot on March 13 – the day everyone pretty much remembers as the day that most things shut down. So, we didn’t know what was ahead for everyone, but we knew we weren’t allowed to touch anyone – especially Pat and Vanna, which was sort of awkward, but we all got by!)

And this is where I’ll pick up tomorrow!

Picking up from last time –

Ben had set up the puzzle really nicely and I appreciated him for that!

With only one consonant called (and two instances of it), and two vowels bought, I only “missed out” on $1,500 express-wise. The earlier into the round you hit it, the luckier you are, obviously. So, I was pretty freaking lucky.

[And it was about time, right, after the bad luck of all the big chunk of change I missed out on in the first round when the wheel didn’t have my back? haha (And I won’t say “luck” in the second round got me, since I had some game play issues there.)]

So, I had
O _ E _ _ _ _ O _ T
_ O _ _ T _ O _
when I spun.

As I said in my last post, I was reasonably sure the last word was “location.” I wasn’t 100% (of course; I can’t be until it’s actually there), but I was pretty sure.

And I called the letters exactly in the way I thought made the most sense.

So, first I spun, and landed on express. And watching it back now, it’s funny how many facial expressions I cycle through. I can’t tell you *exactly* when I looked down to see it. I know for the most part, I never looked at the wheel, because it wasn’t all that important to me.

The only thing that was important in the first round was seeing if I could land on $2,500 to get the 4 S’s on that. Other than that, all the dollar amounts were about the same to me (aside from the trip). In the second round, same deal, very few letters on the board.

And in this round, I just wanted that trip, and I was going to call the letters in the order that made the most sense, especially because at this point, I didn’t actually know the full puzzle. I’m sure many people did, but I didn’t.

So, even though I’m usually against playing conservatively, nothing is going to stop me from getting this trip, so let’s all just be super methodical and as sure as we can be.

So, somewhere between him saying “uh huh” and hearing the sound, you can see I looked down and the look of just pure shock is so funny to me. And then, I’m sure it’s mainly the studio lights, but to me, it looks like you can see my eyes light up, because I realize this is really happening, and this is mine to lose.

I have nothing but pure safety. No chance of spinning a bankrupt or ‘lose a turn’. I’m in control of the board. I’m good at prize puzzles. I think I know at least the second word so far. I feel so safe and happy and ready. So, my eyes are sparkling. [I have 1,000 lights on me haha.]

Then you can see me be *just* about to say “N,” when Pat Sajak asks me if I’m afraid of the doppler effect, and as much as I’m trying to be nice, looking at the tape now, I feel like you can’t help but see in my eyes this sort of “I’m trying to play a GAME. Can I call my letters please?” blazing out of my eyes. (Sorry, Pat.)

So, then I let out this super annoying laugh sound because I really just want to yell “N.” [And as I already mentioned at the top of all this, it was a rough day where I was super tired and weaning off pain meds from a recent hospital stay, and blah blah, you already read it (maybe). So, just know I’m not usually that annoying (I hope), and I am sorry for being so weirdly annoying then!.)]

So, I use all the air I had just like dying to escape out of my mouth on this very annoying laugh. (Twitter let me know how much they hated it, so thank you for that haha.) Then, I take in a new deep breath and confidently say N, because I am SO. READY. to do this puzzle.

And this is where I’ll pick up tomorrow!

Picking up from yesterday –

Well, here we go with my game show dreams. Sometimes, I actually kinda wonder if ‘manifesting’ is real. But that’s a thought for another day. Today, I’m just gonna talk about the Priiiiiiiiiiiize puzzle!

So, after I won my car on The Price Is Right, I got the same questions over and over. Of course I got ones that you’d expect – “What’s the deal with taxes?” “What was it like to pick up the car?” Etc.

And one that I got a gajillion times that I didn’t expect was “what’s it like to win a trip on a game show?”

I DIDN’T KNOW

And people have(/had) been asking me over and over for SEVEN YEARS. It was driving me crazy that I couldn’t quench everyone’s deep desires for these answers. So, going into Wheel of Fortune, I was like “okay, there’s a trip on the wheel. There’s a trip in the prize puzzle. There are multiple trips around. This is my chance to finally win a trip.”

So, going into Wheel, obviously winning the show was a giant goal, but winning a trip was HARDCORE something I wanted.

And here we got to the Prize Puzzle.

Now, of course the real dream is to land on Express fairly early in the Prize Puzzle round. Then you have safety to get all your money, while getting your trip. There’s practically nothing better than the express wedge – which is in large part why I wondered if there was a strategy as to not answering the second toss-up of the show, hoping you’d be in the 3rd position.

[That ultimately was deemed too risky, by me/my friends, but, getting to play the prize puzzle is hugely important!]

Now, of course my biggest fear was that Ben would have control of the board until he solved it – and then he’d be ahead, and then we’d just be fighting for the game.

But luckily (for me), he guessed S. Now, I’m not 100% sure where he thought S was… Because in the last word, I would think of S more likely if O was next to T, like OUS. But, maybe he thought it was plural, or maybe he though O _ T was OST.

I’d of course studied prize puzzles, just as I’d studied all the puzzles. And I had a sense that if the last word was an 8 letter word – especially laid out the way in which he had it with T _ O_ at the end – it was probably vacation or location (and you could tell which one after O was called, because there’d be an O in that second spot as well, which in this case there was).

So, I was expecting him to call N, because I thought that was the next most likely letter (hence why I called it when it was my turn next), but I’m sure he had his own strategy. (Well, I’m not sure. But he obviously had some sort of reasoning to call what he called.)

And whatever his strategy was, luckily for me, I ended up in control of the board!

And this is where I’ll pick up next time!

Picking up from last time –

So, if you know me at all, you know I’m absolutely ultra-competitive, and I really hate to lose. So, of course I hated losing this puzzle.

Here are the things I try to tell myself to make myself feel better hahaha.

1. So, I had $2,750 with only one instance of one consonant remaining in the puzzle. Thus far, on my first two spins in the puzzle, I had spun one full rotation plus three spots. On my third one, I guess I had a little more oomph, because I had a full rotation plus 5.
   
   Even if you go back to how I was spinning on the first puzzle, for the most part, I was doing one rotation plus three spots. That wasn’t on purpose. It’s basically impossible to try to aim the wheel with everything going on – especially because even as giant of a fan as I am, I didn’t have the wheel memorized in any kind of way in which I could’ve actually known what was how many away from each spot.
   
   But anyway, one rotation away plus 3 from where I was would’ve been bankrupt – which would have been a LOT less embarrassing, but it also wouldn’t have gotten me anything.
   
   Now, one rotation plus 5, had I been able to do that again would’ve been the free play, which would’ve been cool. But, say that I would’ve called U, then 3 away from that is $800, and 5 away is $650, so no giant money values. Like, my reasonably best case scenario would’ve been getting another $4,050 from that puzzle – which is absolutely nothing to sneeze at. But that’s sometimes an editor’s weekly, so to try to put my brain at ease, I don’t think about how awesome it would be to have an extra four grand. I just try to think of it as an attainable amount of money (that at some points of my life have been much easier to get very quickly than others haha).
   
   Heck, I ‘lost’ more than $4,000 in the first puzzle when I spun a lose a turn. So, money comes and goes, babyyyy!!!
   
   Now, there is a slightly more far off possibility – had I landed on free play, then 4 in the rotation away was the trip, and of course that would’ve been nice. But I’m gonna drive myself crazy if I just start thinking of all the things it could’ve been.
   
   Of course I would’ve loved to have played it out to be sure, but it doesn’t look like the absolute mistake (but man oh man would it have been nicer to spin bankrupt than gotten something wrong, aye, aye, aye.
2. My dad is amazing at “handling” me (as he probably should be after all these years haha – ever since I was a middle schooler hiding under a bench for an hour, crying over a silver in the math pentathlon, or yelling at him, not to say “good job” if I struck out in tiny girl softball, because clearly, empirically, it was not a good job, so how dare he lie like that haha).
   
   But, he tried to make me feel better as well, by being like “this wasn’t a puzzle you specifically were super expected to know. You’ve never even eaten a Honey Bun in your life. It’s a phrase you’re not really familiar with. You gotta forgive yourself.
   
   Good advice, daddy.
3. Lastly, even if I had trusted my gut and gone with “u,” I still might not have known it, quite honestly!
   
   I can’t say this with certainty, since it didn’t happen, but I think I’m more apt to think of “honey bug,” like a cute little nickname, before I would think of “honey bun.” [And “honey bug” does have tons of google results, so it’s definitely not just a think in my head.
   
   I mean, I was thinking RSTLNE, so because of that, I maybe would’ve leaned into “honey bun,” but it’s really tough to say.

So, it’s embarrassing. It sucks. I never wanted to call a wrong letter. But alas, here we are. I did it. Well, time to get our heads back in the game.

(Funnily enough, this isn’t me just trying to put a positive silly thing in the blog, like ‘let’s get our head in the game, everybody!’. It was also something that happened during the commercial break.

Contestant coordinator people would go up to contestants, give us water, and people would come fix our make-up. And they’d be like “that puzzle’s over. Anything can happen. Let’s gear up for what’s next!” Almost like you’re a fighter in the ring with your individual coach.

And we’ll move onto the next puzzle tomorrow!

Picking up from last time –

So, for anyone who hasn’t seen it, it was a crossword puzzle. It’s hard to write out a crossword in letter form, but I had B_ _, and we knew it wasn’t Bee, both because Steve had called E, and because BEE was visible in another part of the puzzle. (I’m assuming he called E to get Honey Bee.)

We had B _ _, B E _ _ and B _ _ _ _ _ remaining.

I was reasonably certain B_ _ _ _ _ was “badger,” so I started by calling R because that is a super common/popular letter. So, once I think I know what a word is, I generally want to call either the most popular/common seeming letter, so hopefully even if it’s not that word, it’s somewhere else, or I want to call the most likely letter to be in that word (e.g. if a suffix is “tion” or in this case “er,” so R won on both counts.

I called it, and it was where I thought it was for honey badger. And then, at the same time, I got BE_R.

Now, that is almost certainly bear. I think there’s an even bigger chance that BE_R is “bear” than that B_ _ _ ER is “badger,” so while I make fun of myself for how conservatively I ended up playing, I went ahead and called A, because why not. I still didn’t know B_ _.

And I was hoping the A would either show up there, or let me know if there were still other vowels that needed to be called that weren’t A (so in that case, buying A wasn’t a teeeeeerrible call – that one kinda makes sense).

So, I went ahead and got the A for assurance [even though what else could’ve been there], and for hope for help with the 3-letter-word (though it did not help me). And then, I went ahead and called D and G for badger, in no special order because they each just had one. So, I just kinda went in order of the word.

And then we’ve already talked about what happened after that. I decided to call a vowel. My gut said U. I second guessed myself. I wish I wouldn’t have, but I did. (Trust your Guuuuuuuuuuuut!) And I lost control of the puzzle.

And this is where I’ll pick up next time with three more small silly things about this puzzle.

Picking up from yesterday –

Aye aye aye aye aye aye aye aye aye aye aye aye aye.

What was I DOING?!

So, I obviously have watched and studied Wheel of Fortune a lot. And I know that if you don’t know, you should just spin, because in spinning, it will give you slightly more time to think, and there’s a possibility that you’ll land on Free Play.

Like, intellectually, I know that. But, there was something about the fact that I just reeeeeeally had no sense of what the word was. And we still had S, L, and N left of “RSTLNE” and I just couldn’t plug in fast enough which of those I thought it would be – though reasonably, of course it’s N, because BOS and BIS aren’t real words for Wheel of Fortune. And honey BUS isn’t a thing, I don’t think. BIL, BOL, and BUL aren’t words. So, like… Obviously it’s N, and that would’ve been the safest guess. And part of me was even leaning toward saying N, because I was able to work out some of this in my head, in the moment. But I couldn’t “check my work” fast enough, and I also thought it might be something outside of the RSTLNE letters.

So, right in that moment, I just for some reason thought a vowel would help me more – which I completely own was stupid. I dunno.

And I also thought I would be beyond devastated if I landed on the $10,000 (mystery) space and didn’t actually know the letter. [But we’ll get to what space I ‘probably’ would’ve landed on in a second.]

I didn’t even expect the puzzle to get to me. The person who spins first, it feels like rarely gets to play in the second puzzle. So, I didn’t think it’d be coming to me. And if it did, I especially didn’t think it’d be coming so fast.

Of course I was trying to figure it out. I’m always trying to figure it out. But sadly, in this case, I just couldn’t figure it out fast enough, and I didn’t use good enough reasoning of the right moves to make.

Also, it was kind of interesting because, like I said, I never thought it would get to me. And after watching back Ben’s performance, I kind of think he maybe just called “popular letters.” I mean, I dunno. Obviously, you’d have to ask him. But I don’t see where the T he called would’ve gone, and in the prize puzzle he called an S, when I thought N made much more sense. So, anyway, for whatever reason, it made it to me and –

I played this whole game slightly more conservatively than I envisioned. My goal going into it was gonna be like “vowels? What are those?!” And basically never call them. But gah!

I didn’t call any vowels in the first puzzle, but in this one, I did –

And this is where I’ll pick up next time!

Picking up from last time –

Aaaaaaaagh! Yes! I know it was annoying to watch me not know the second puzzle. I was more annoyed living it.

I LOVE when they brought the crossword addition to Wheel of Fortune.

A lot of times my friends and I will play this game where we try to figure out the entire crossword before a contestant guesses a single letter – just by using the clue at the bottom and number of letters in each word. Usually the crossword puzzles are pretty freaking doable.

I was shocked that it even made it over to me – especially when, to me at least, “bear” seemed so clear. And then, after bear, I obviously thought badger was clear [hence why I called those letters].

I was so stoked that somehow the second puzzle made it over to me. Of course I wanted to solve it. But alas, I obviously just merely did not know what that small word was.

*sighs in embarrassement*

Here’s the really embarrassing part – and I don’t even have to share this, since you can’t see into my brain. But, I’m going to anyway!

Whenever there’s a crossword puzzle, before anything even comes up – before a single empty letter is shown – I immediately start rolodexing my brain as quickly as I can for any words that would fit with the clue. And then when the crossword comes up, I see if any of them fit (based on number of letters), and where they would cross, etc.

Well, the first word (the first!) word that came into my mind was “bunches” (like honey bunches of oats). I saw that “bunch” was one letter too short and “bunches” was one letter too long for the spot where badger was, so I threw it away out of my brain.

I didn’t think to take the bridge from “bunches” to “bun.”

Then, even when I was going to call a vowel, U was on the tip of my tongue! I was reeeeeeally really thinking U for some reason! I didn’t know it, but my gut said U (which makes sense in this case! u makes more letters that make sense – bum, bug, bun… those feel like potentially they could go with honey… what was O gonna give me? Honey box? I don’t think that’s a thing, though I suppose it could’ve been, I guess). And I psyched myself out completely.

When I said I was going to buy a vowel, I was planning on U, but obviously unsure. And when Pat said “which one” in the voice he did [which, I know he was just fun-ly mocking me, and it’s all good, I’m not blaming him, of course], but when he did it in that unsure voice, for a moment, I just thought he could see into my brain or something, which of course is a little crazy, but I was like “Pat knows. Somehow Pat knows that I’m about to screw up and guess U. Maybe I shouldn’t guess U. Maybe I should guess O. O is generally statistically more likely.”

So, I did.

But the real problem is, I shouldn’t have guessed a vowel at all!

And this is where I’ll pick up tomorrow.

Picking up from yesterday –

There was a small part of me that considered just solving the entire puzzle literally before spinning the wheel, because I thought that would be a really fun, silly moment – and that Pat would probably have something to say about it. And I thought it would make for pretty good TV.

Plus, I felt like I was on fire after the first two toss-ups. So, I was ready to just call out another puzzle!

However, a few reasons I didn’t do that (in no particular order):

1) The contestant coordinators tell you all the time not to be in a rush to solve, and that if there’s a consonant left with multiple instances, to at least try to spin until you get that.

[Of course, they may have changed their tune if the other option was someone doing a solve with no letters on the board, because that woulda been cool. But I didn’t really think about the fact that there might be an asterisk to their advice – even though I should know that there’s always an asterisk to all advice ever, and also, like kinda who cares what they prefer while you’re up there – it’s your game at that point haha *shrug*.]

2) This could be the only time I’m in control of the Wheel for the first 3 main puzzles! I’m with some good players. I won’t get to start the 2nd or 3rd puzzle. I need to bank aaaaall the money I can right now, because if Ben lands on express, and I’ve got a total of $4,000 in the bank, I’m screwed.

3) This was a HUGE puzzle. There were EIGHTEEN instances of consonants on the board! Sometimes puzzles are preeeeeeetty short. Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth! There’s a LOT of potential money on the board. Go grab it.

4) It’s been a dream of mine for a LONG time to play Wheel of Fortune. So play. Spin the wheel. Enjoy it.

So, as you’ve probably seen by now, I got Lose A Turn which was a big bummer. I was worried Steve was gonna spin a few times, but he just spun once (even though there was still another multi-consonants left (S)). He only landed on $500. So, I was still in the lead after the first puzzle.

Granted, he knew he’d start the second puzzle. So, I’m sure that played into his decision in some ways.

Now, I feel like most people out there (who I’ve talked to at least) live somewhere in between “solve when there are no letters” and “solve when there are all the letters” [which is kind of what I’ve been acting like is my only option – because, to me, it kind of was my only option (ish, haha)].

Basically, I kind of said this above, but because I knew Express could potentially be in play, and that a trip would definitely be in play [ironically, these things were in play for me, but they could’ve been in play for Ben!], and I wanted to win the game, I only felt comfortable if I could pad my lead by at least $10,000.

Thankfully, I had a long enough puzzle to potentially make that possible – if I could do it.

Sure, $5,500, or whatever exactly I had, woulda been nice. But you want to win. That was my main goal during the game part – WIN.

You want to be a Wheel of Fortune champ (for the pride) – and also, of course you want your chance at the bonus round!

So, I was playing not to make as much money as possible, but to win. [Those are sort of one and the same goals, but they are slightly different.]

So, that was that. Ain’t no way I was stopping ’til I either reached 10 grand, won the trip on the board, or ran out of letters – whichever came first.

Although, I will say now, seeing how the game panned out, of course I wish I would’ve gone for it, because you only live once! And what a potential viral moment!

It almost felt like it was sort of meant-to-be (which I’ll get into on the behind the scenes posts). So… I regret it now, but that’s because I have hindsight. Had I done it, but then Ben got the 3rd puzzle, and I went home with like $8,000 (after my toss-ups), I’d be kicking myself.

So, I would say you live, you learn. But there’s not really anything to learn. I just did the best I could with the information I had at the time. *shrug*

So, on to the second puzzle we go!

Picking up from yesterday – okay. The first puzzle.

So, I know the puzzle quite literally the moment it comes on the board. No letters up, I know the whole thing.

I’d studied, of course. And our theme week was “Surfin’ Safari.”

The Beach Boys’ first album was called “Surfin’ Safari.” So, I thought they might be involved. I studied both their albums and song titles, just in case.

So, as soon as they said song and artist, I thought, “I bet this is The Beach Boys.” And that fit right after where “by” would be. Then if you looked at the song title, obviously “Good Vibrations” fit right away.

It’s one of their super famous songs. It’s 4 letters, followed by a long word. It’s gonna be ‘Good Vibrations by the Beach Boys’.

That’s why I called the letters in a somewhat weird order. Normally on Song/Artist, you’d call “B-Y” first [in any order you want], because you know “by” is in the puzzle.

I called the y, but left the B, because there were 4 Bs available on the board. I was going to keep spinning until I either landed on $2,500 and called B, or ran out of letters to call, and had to call B since there’d be nothing left but that.

[I also would’ve considered calling B had I landed on a vacation, just to end the puzzle and call it a day, because I reeeeeally wanted a vacation!]

So, I started going to the G and D of “good” early, because I knew there was only one occurrence of each of those letters, and I was trying to save my multiples for higher dollar amounts where possible.

So, yes, had I been watching at home, I might’ve wondered what that weird girl was doing, going in such an odd order. So, to anyone wondering that, that’s what I was doing.

You really, for the most part can’t tell what you’re doing with the wheel – or at least, I couldn’t. I think at home, you might think you can kinda understand more than in person, but I couldn’t get a sense of if there was a way to aim (which would’ve been against the rules anyway), or how “hard” to spin it, etc.

But, I did feel like I kept landing close-ish to bankrupt and/or lose a turn, and I thought if I tried to spin it extra hard, that I might finally get a couple of spaces away from that and feel “safer.”

However, at my normal spins, I was usually doing about 4ish spaces below a full spin. Had I kept doing that, I might not have landed on Lose A Turn – which I did when I tried spinning a little harder. So, I mean, that’s all just kind of luck anyway.

But still, part of me wonders had I just kept spinning along to the “plan,” or at least the rate I happened to be spinning, and not changed it up and tried spinning too hard, if I woulda landed on something nicer…

(If I *had* stayed in the pattern of landing 3 spaces to the right after I landed on Free play, it would’ve been $800, then $500, and then $2,500! But you just never know. I’m sure it’s hard to stay in an exact pattern – and it was one I was clearly not aware of while spinning anyway.)

So, why didn’t I just solve if I knew the puzzle?

Well, I guess let’s get into that tomorrow.

Picking up from yesterday –

So, the little “Pat’s chat” part –

Lots of people on the internet made fun of me for being a “theater kid.” And tbh, I probably kind of deserve it.

For the record, I did not super want to talk about that!

Of course I think BMI is cool and everything. I’ve only done, I dunno, about a million-part blog series about it on this very blog. So, yes, I love it.

However, to strangers who don’t know me and are getting to learn a minute or so of info about me, I would NEVER open with what I’m studying. Ever. What you’re aspiring to do is not as interesting – to strangers – as what you’ve done.

But you have to say you “do” something for a living. And it’s not interesting to say you work in TV. They know I work in TV. They made sure I didn’t have any conflicts. I’ve never worked on the Sony lot, or on anything related to Wheel.

But it’s still not interesting when Pat is like “what do you do?” to be like “oh, I’m a TV editor.” So, I couldn’t very well say that. But you can’t just say you do nothing. “Blogger” is not a real job.

So, what we landed on was that I was in my writing program – because I am in it. But if it were up to me, we woulda skipped “what do you do” all together.

I bet I could’ve pushed a whole lot harder for that. But I didn’t want to be trouble or anything. And I just thought it was sort of inescapable, based on all the Wheel interviews I’ve ever seen. So, eh.

One thing that was really fun though, and that I was super looking forward to, is that all the time if someone says they’re “from LA,” Pat will ask something like “but where are you really from?”

So, being a girl who was a baby out here in Culver City – whose parents used to joke about her teeny tiny little sunburned fat rolls (where I’d be tan on the outside of my arm, and you’d push my tiny ‘Michelin Man’ fat rolls on my baby arm apart, and the spaces in between would be all not-tan (a little ‘fun fact’ my parents love to tell haha)) – I was SO excited to say “this is HOME!” Yeeeeeeah! Where are you reeeeally from? I’m a California girl, and e’rybody knows it!

One interesting fact I really liked – and they seemed to too(!) – is that every year on my birthday, I do something I’ve never done before!

Pat even asked me about it. He asked what I did this year, and I was like “bungee jumping forward and backward and in the dark!”

It was fun. But alas, it got cut from broadcast! [Oof haha.]

I’m sorry, America, that you had to learn one of my less interesting facts. Love you xo haha

I’ll pick up here tomorrow!

I don’t 100% know where to start, because I know there are a LOT of questions – including wanting to know everything that leads up to showtime.

I really want to do the play-by-play of the show before I do anything else, because I always feel like game theory comes first, and that’s kind of the meat of it all. So, I’m gonna start with the show, and then I’ll get to the rest of the stuff.

So, the show!

On basically every toss-up in the show, until the last one, I ring before I know it. 3 of 4 times that worked out well for me. Once I just got slightly too ahead of the buzzer.

(And once, I didn’t ring early. I rang after I knew it. And I would’ve been beaten by someone else, except he got it wrong. Overall, I stand by ringing early being the best strategy.)

I kind of co-opted Ken Jennings’ strategy which is to trust yourself that you know the answer. Ring in just before you know it. And then hope that in the split seconds of the ring and the host calling your name, you know it.

I was preeeetty sure the first one was Catching a Great Wave. So, I went for it.

The next one, as I rang in, my brain process was like “That second word is north or south, I bet. And that 3rd word – pacific, right? That makes the most sense for the last word, especially in this theme week. So, if it’s with pacific, it’s most likely south. The South Pacific.

Good thing I got it when I did because what I didn’t realize in person, but you see clearly when you watch the tape is that Ben was ready to jump on that. And I would’ve HATED to go second. That’s the worst spot for sure. The whole game could’ve been different in a terrible way (for me) had I gone second.

Funnily enough, speaking of what order you go in, when I was thinking of strategies for the show, I considered intentionally throwing the second puzzle so I would have the opportunity to go 3rd. I think 3rd is the sweet spot – because you start control of the all important prize puzzle.

I asked a couple of my friends who’d been on Wheel if they thought that was a good idea. They both said no. So much is left up to chance, and you definitely don’t want to go second. So, better to take your $2,000 and at least get in the second-best position (which is to go first).

So, that’s what I did.

And I’ll pick up here with more tomorrow!

Picking up from yesterday –

Now, I say I want to try to take it away because in reality, I know I’m still gonna judge people on game shows and news shows and everything, because we all do. So, maybe that’s just my lot in life for this episode – to have chosen to go on at a pretty inconvenient time for myself, and so then I get memed (or sort of just video-clipped I guess). That’s… fine, I guess. So be it haha. It hurts a little, but it’s just the internet, I guess.

*Note: I will say Wheel DOES give you the option to forfeit and go back in the pool of people. But I didn’t want to do that for reasons I’ll get into, since clearly this will be a series (like the other game show series’).

Also, I had like way too much in my heart riding on Wheel of Fortune. So, when it didn’t ‘live up to my own expectations,’ it was a pretty huge bummer for me. [The Happiness Lab says basically not to preplan big dreams in your life for this exact reason – although on The Price Is Right, it came true, so I dunno.]

Some of the reasons I’ve hyped it up so much in my head are – as you’ve seen on my blog, I took a very long hiatus after a ‘traumatic event’. And I thought Wheel was gonna be my “big return!” People love game show series’ on my blog! I’ll win. They’ll love it. I’ll feel triumphant. It’ll be the beginning of my “new life,” where I sort of have my confidence back, and my momentum will be going, baby!

Also, I’d gotten pretty fat after said traumatic event, which was very embarrassing (for me, at least, especially having already had a weight loss journey earlier in life – I didn’t want to do that again, but a deep depression grabbed ahold of me). I’d gone to a bunch of therapy, become myself again, and lost a toooon of weight. And I really wanted plastic surgery to get the excess skin and stuff removed. So, I wanted to win all that sweet, sweet dough on Wheel. It was gonna be my big “final nail in the coffin to my trauma!” thing. So, I wanted to win the bonus round, so I could pay for said surgery – and keep all this new triumph going!

That was the plan. – be triumphant, win the bonus round, get the surgery to finally officially finish the “fix” of my past, and talk about all that triumph, in my triumphant return to blogging.

(Is that enough time saying triumph? ;).)

That obviously did not happen haha

But. I’m still skinny (ish), and I’m back to blogging (maybe also ish, since it’s only day 2 back), and I’m alive. I have enough money to live.

So, I didn’t get the exact picture I wanted, but here we are, and this is still good in its own special way of embarrassing myself on TV, and also winning the game still (yay!).

We will SO get into every little detail. Let’s do it – starting tomorrow!

I hardly even know what to say! I have a lot of feelings about it – and so did the internet!

[If you missed the episode, you can watch it here.]

I was both loved and hated on social media – but I guess I’d rather be polarizing and memorable than forgotten about/forgettable.

*spoiler alert* also, by the way haha

Obviously I’m upset I didn’t win the bonus puzzle. You saw that. How do I acknowledge I was lame for not getting it while still being grateful and not seeming like a spoilsport? Oh boy.

Also, I think my expectations were a liiiiiiittle high hahaha. I’m kinda in the “game show world.” It’s in my heart, and my friends and everything.

I know 3 people who’ve been on Wheel – they’ve all won. So, I kind of expected to win, a little. I know a LOT is up to luck. But I studied pretty hard! I thought I’d do well at the toss-ups, and hooooopefully keep control of the Wheel when I had it.

I’ve been watching Wheel daily with my dad, and he’s always impressed at how quickly I solve things. THREE different people in my life – completely on their own – have joked about how I was gonna be the “Ken Jennings of Wheel.” Was I the “Ken Jennings of Wheel?” No I was not! Not even close to it. Aye, aye, aye.

[Althoooooough, perhaps I could’ve gone on to be, if we got to come back when we win! He had some not great episodes too. So, if we wanna see the bright side, I mean… hey… at least I did win! haha]

Anyway, starting tomorrow, we will go through every bit of the show – what was in my head when I called certain letters and all that jazz. I’ll also tell you what happened in commercial breaks, how I auditioned, and answer any questions you have.

You can let me know your questions any time. And if you want to know everything about Wheel, come back here nightly at 11:33pm Pacific!

xoxo

Talk to you more (and veeeery in depth haha) soon!

Oh boy. Here we go.

Check your local listings!

Generally, it’s on ABC around 7pm or 7:30, depending on where you live.

I’ll see you tomorrow, and like all game shows, we’ll talk aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall about!

xoxoxo